Manners and Etiquette

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1572b. Help. I am a grown man being held hostage against my will. Unfortunately, this is not the recurring daydream that I used to have during my Biology lab in college (all I remember from Biology is the daydream and Kingdom Phylum Class File Genius Species or whatever – […]

The Magic Elixir

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1572. Quick entry.  The eldest is a bit of a scam artist.  She stalled going to sleep.  Despite taking a nap at a earlier time, and for a shorter duration, it was still waaay too late when she finally fell asleep.  Last night she asked for something for her […]

All Night Long

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1572.  New Years Day.  A day of rebirth, tradition, and celebration.  The eldest was so tuckered out from her attempt to ring in the New Year last night, that she didn’t nap until late in the afternoon.  Not a problem, right?  Wrong.  A late nap means late bedtime.  Late […]

The last play day.

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1569. I have survived three days on my own. The natives are restless. Currently, my arms are receiving rest thanks to the jumperoo that the diaper dweller is indulging in and expending precious energy (it didn’t last for long – he is sleepy now).  The eldest is eating waffles […]