Cash Kitchen

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1722.  The Captain used to enjoy watching MTV Cribs from time to time.  The Captain can’t afford the cheapest of options. There are some pretty zany things that appeared on that show.  Ice T has snack machines so his friends have to buy their snacks instead of eating his […]

A Fishy Fish

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1720.  There’s no easy way to say this.  The Captain lied to his daughter.  You see, over the weekend the family fish, Nemo, perished.  Fortunately, Nemo didn’t die belly up, he simply laid low.  We had a moment of trepidation. One of the family dogs, Bailey, died 2 years […]

I’ll Be Back

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1708.  The Captain will be returning soon with a big post.  Sorry for my absence, but the end of the school year, baseball season, new doors, and other chores have been munching my time away.  There are six days left with students and seven overall! And then the concert […]

The one about dinosaurs and gas.

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1702.  So the Captain saw an article that we need to talk about.  Dinosaur gas. Yep, you read that right.  Dino farts.  According to this article, it is believed that Dino toots may have contributed to global warming.  Apparently, Dinos put out an estimated 520 million tons of gas […]

Dr. Captain

Captain’s Log.  Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1697.  The Captain was presented with a situation.  Though I had not slept in a Holiday Inn the previous night, I was being called upon to be a doctor.  An orthopedic toy doctor.  Here is my report: The patient presented with some very clear implications of foul play. Patient […]

Swing Away

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1682.  The Captain has been stuck in middle school for 13 years.  Middle school is such a strange place which is what makes it so enjoyable.   One of the perks of the job is that it keeps you young.  At least one of the side effects is that […]