I have already shared my experience with Santa. Well, today he is at it again, but this time he is getting a little help from the good people at Macy’s. I believe that Macy’s National Believe Day is one of the coolest things that I have heard about. Before I get into that, let me … Read more
The great Christmas Mixtape reveal! The first song is a special one. I remember that I stalked this song and wanted it to lead off my tape some 30 years ago. It was a Christmas song that I remember my dad singing to me in the car. It is…Snoopy’s Christmas by the Royal Guardsmen. If … Read more
To be honest, I have a few traditions. Some involve the family. Some involve movies. Some involve food or decorations. This one involves a nearly 30 year old cassette tape. I have a bag of mixtapes (if you are close to my age you know what I am talking about) that range in variety and … Read more
I was the King of Black Friday. I never really bought much, but I loved it. I would go out into the crowds and smell the Christmas spirit. I would drive for miles, alone, listening to Christmas music and stop at random stores to drink in the scene. The lights, the decorations, the cheer. And … Read more
Everybody wants to know Why I sing the blues Yes, I say everybody wanna know Why I sing the blues Well, I’ve been around a long time I really have paid my dues – B.B. King “Why I sing the Blues” Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2315. And today I prepare to go back … Read more
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 2298. Father Christmas Chronicles. There is a common misconception regarding Christmas and children and the “order” of the day. There are a plethora of movies that show the mother and father slumbering peacefully, only to be awoken by two (or more) of the most delightful young cherubs as they gently rouse … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1899. Writing this post at the gas station whilst filling up Mrs. Captain’s tank. It is cold. Anyways…here is the elf today. Today we find the elf in a precarious placement . That’s right, the elf is hugging the toy cat. Jingle Bells would like to take this moment … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1564. The lights on the tree are still glowing. The house is finally silent. It was a very good day. Before I go to sleep…I have one question. Who designs the packaging for toys? Second question – What are they mad about? The talent of this individual is being … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper date 1562. This is my Maiden Voyage on the interwebs in regards to my personal Captain’s Log. There have been several previous entries which may be re-shared at a later date. It is Christmas Eve Eve. The natives are restless. The diaper dweller spent much of the day attempting to … Read more