The Poop Deck has seen its fair share of diapers. Unfortunately, that also includes a fair share of diaper rash. I recall that when the unfortunate happened we were fortunate enough to have Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® for both the heir and heiress to the Poop Deck Kingdom.
If you have never seen a baby with diaper rash, chances are that you have at least heard them. It’s painful and uncomfortable for a child to bear. Thankfully, Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® kicks the rash quickly and comfortably. Some solutions to baby irritations can actually increase the irritation before it gets better. However, this paste does not have that effect.
The product forms a protective layer and soothes the baby (and the parents). A light appeasing scent is just a bonus to Boudreaux’s® appeal to parents and nurseries across the country. The product is also free of dyes, parabens, preservatives, phthalates, and talc. Not to mention that it is recommended by pediatricians and parents alike.
Since the Captain’s kids no longer sport diapers, I decided that I am going to package the all new flip top lid container of Boudreaux’s® to my nephew who is expecting his first child. And though I would love to torment my nephew in any way possible, I would like to make sure that diaper rash is not an irritation that my great niece will have to experience.
This got me thinking though. If Boudreaux’s® is so good at soothing, what if it could soothe some of the irritations in my life? What could I apply it to make my troubles go away.
Well, bills would be an obvious choice – student loans specifically. I could use the paste on my car any time my check engine light came on – or the gas light. How about if I could use it on my lawn to get rid of all the weeds in my yard? Or better yet, what if I could apply a dab of Boudreaux’s® to all the ash wood trees that keep dying around my property? I could make the usual list of laundry, dishes, and vacuuming.
However, I think all of that is thinking small. There is one rash that I would like Boudreaux’s® to end. And I think the Maximum Strength container my just be powerful enough to soothe it: the rash of quarterback for my hometown football team, the Cleveland Browns. I think that Boudreaux’s® may be strong enough to soothe the factory of sadness and maybe, just maybe, help us find a franchise quarterback. Or at least, that’s what I would like for it to do.
In the meantime, if you are looking for a way to kick rash (or perhaps looking for something to gift at a baby shower) – consider a jar of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste®. The Maximum Strength jar can be found at Target or even Amazon.
Nephew, if you are reading this, you’re welcome.
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