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Month: July 2013

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When Pinterest Attacks

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2122. Well yesterday was a win and a loss. The win is that I found the perfect black blanket from Goodwill that will serve as a tremendous pirate flag. The loss? A Pinterest Project. I partially blame Mrs, Captain for this. She jinxed me. Before I started the project, […]

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New Life of Dad Post

Poop Deck Community, I have a new post up on Life of Dad. Please go check it out! Double play Wednesday! Have a great day. Captain out. Share This:

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Trash Talk

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2120. One of the many chores duties that I perform is being the waste management officer of our household. That’s right…I take out the trash. It is a fairly routine disgusting weekly ritual. I walk the rooms, empty the cans, and then take the bags to the curb. The […]

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Pirates We Be

Captain’s Log.  Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 2119.  So the Captain has been searching for some cool summertime activities to do with the crew.  I was gazing outside when I realized –  we don’t have a pirate flag. So the plan today is to procure the necessary materials to create a flag to fly atop our […]

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My Daughter Is NOT Your GIRLFRIEND

Captain’s Log.  Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 2115.  As a teacher I know that there are many times that I have to intercede and settle petty disputes.  While I do not consider myself as wise as King Solomon, I hope that I am fair in my judgments  As a father, I have also had to make […]